i need fat laces on my adidas...

...to match my cazal shades.




okay i don't really have cazal shades because they're hella expensive now. can you imagine the second one from top costs a whopping $1823.54 on line!!! thats insane. but then again if i was jay-z, i would buy six dozen of those things and use them as stocking stuffers. man i wish for the days when rappers were pimped out like slick rick. i'm kinda bored of kanye and pharell because every single asian from the suburbs now think they're pro skateboarders with their limited edition dunk sbs. not everyone can pull off an eye patch and twenty gold chains like rick can.